An 81-year-old man recently stopped a robber with a frying pan full of potatoes. The Florida man’s caretaker told him there was a suspect in the home and he struck the trespasser with the pan, knocking some the man’s teeth out before using a nearby pitchfork to stab him.

When he was apprehended by K9 cops, the robber said “Hey, it was still better than the last meal I had at Arby’s.”

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